I'm melting

I know what you're thinking: sure, that's a polar bear, but how come he isn't enjoy a refreshing bottle of coca-cola? Well perhaps it's because he doesn't have enough ice to keep his coke at a cool and refreshing temperature.


Alright, so this picture is really just an excuse for me to wonder why certain candidates on certain major party presidential tickets hate polar bears. I don't want to be too specific, so let's just call her S. Palin. No, wait, that's too obvious. How about Sarah P.?

Sarah P. is widely portrayed by her own party as a reformer and someone who will "stand up to big oil," except of course when she is working with big oil to reverse the listing of the polar bear as an endangered species.

Here are more gratuitous pictures of adorable polar bears that would most likely maul Sarah P. quite viciously if they had the chance.